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- Tank Baird
Thomas "Tank" Baird graduated from Williamsport Area Community College with an associate degree in Beverage Consumption back when Jesus was a Boy Scout.
Handicapped with an acute case of ADHD, which was professionally diagnosed in the 1950s as “ants in the pants,” Tank has managed to survive all these years on his good looks and charm. Also technologically challenged and with absolutely no training in anything constructive, he perseveres in journalism by bringing you his own unique insight based solely on his militant overreaction to issues and penchant for mob mentality.
Deeply distrusting all authority and people in general, Tank gravitates to antisocial activities such as motorcycling, fishing and drinking way down at the end of the bar.